Beware of Cannibals in your office, if …

Five cannibals get appointed as programmers in an IT company.

During the welcoming ceremony the boss says: “You’re all part of our team

now.You can earn good money here, and you can go to the company canteen for

something to eat. Just don’t trouble the other employees”. The cannibals

promise not to trouble the other employees.

Four weeks later the boss returns and says: “You’re all working very

hard,and I’m very satisfied with all of you. One of our cleaners has

disappeared however. Do any of you know what happened to her?” The

cannibals disavow all knowledge of the missing cleaner. After the boss has

left, the leader of the cannibals says to the others “Which of you idiots

ate the cleaner?” A hand raises hesitantly, to which the leader of the

cannibals says “You fool! For four weeks we’ve been eating Team Leaders,

Managers,and Project Managers so no-one would notice anything, and you have

to go and eat the cleaner!”